Archipelago (UK, 2010)

Could just tell from the first moment that this wasn't up to much. Pointless, overly-long, longueur-ridden, more like a TV movie - and a missable one at that. Unsympathetic characters whose faux angsty tantrums are triggered by 2 minor food-related incidents, and let's not forget the mumbling philosophising thrown in for good measure. Probably thinks itself very Antonioni-esque, and it's worth taking a look at some of the sycophantic user reviews on IMDB which attempt to dress up this garbage with intellectual hogwash.